in 4th grade my friend and i did an experiment for science class and we wanted to see how different kinds of music affected fish so we bought a fish and put it in a bowl and then we started playing screamo and the fish DIED
i laUGHED AT THIS FOR 3 HOURS
did you put water in the bowl
Ed Balls giving Michael Gove a GCSE Pop Quiz
FUCK YOU GOVE
thank you Ed Balls for pointing out how fucking hard science GCSE’s actually are at the moment, and the reason good grades are being achieved is through hard work from the students.
I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do